RANT RANT RANT *one of the guys* and other girl types that piss me off...

I have pretty flexible personality... I can get along with most people I can have an hour long convo with most people on many subjects. Except for a few girl types. Not all girls.. I have plenty of gal pals but just a select few groups of girls really grind my gears.

the "I'm one of the guys" or "I don't get along with other girls girls"
SO legitimately there are girls who are one of the guys.. they chill, and can hang with the guys and talk sports/music/ comedy/farts/... those are not the girls I am talking about... I am talking about the type of girls who like to hang with the guys but all they do is talk about sex... or refer to having some kind of sexual contact with them... just so you know guys don't talk about having sex with each other unless they are gay... so if you are talking to a group of straight gentlemen about giving them hand jobs... you are Not one of the guys... you are kinda just the smut talking chick that gives them boners when you hang around.

and if you are a girl who consistently says that they cannot get along with other girls.. either you are a bitch and people can't stand your ass or you only hang around with bitches... usually its the former... so check your too good for other gals tude at the door at the door and sit down and do your nails with me and help me dye my hair!! bitch!
LOL :)

OK RANT DONE!

Yoga? me? ok....

So tomorrow begins my Yoga regimen. I at first was just going to do the hot yoga.. buuuut I decided to try a couple of different styles first. I have done it before but not since my accident Ouch my arm!!!. My doc said it was ok ... but we will see how many downward dogs I can do (pause)... Ok wish me luck!!!! I'll update you tomorrow.... eeeek

The perfect Censored Girlfriend

Ok, so most people who know me know that I am not into women's magazines... especially ones that tell you either obvious or insulting information about pleasing your man (oh really, men like blow jobs? who knew!).... This whole industry feeding off (or creating) the insecurities of women really irks me. Today while at work one of my co workers found an article of Yahoo and brought it to my attention. It was called: 10 Things You Should Never Say to Your Boyfriend. Here is the intro to the article:

You pride yourself on your open, honest relationship. But that doesn't mean you should blurt out any thought that comes to mind. Sometimes, a comment that seems perfectly harmless to you might be hurtful, awkward or just plain irritating to your boyfriend. Excelle has identified 10 such comments. Ignore us at your own risk!

Oh god forbid we ever say anything awkward or irritating.... let me get my Stepford gear together.......

This made me laugh out loud; I had to keep reading. The list ranged obvious to offensive and everything in between... I will admit that I am guilty of some of them but really don't feel that bad about it...
Below I will list some of the 10 deadly sinful comments and what I think about them... I am sure most people will agree...

1) My ex did the exact same thing!
DUH! no one wants to be compared to anyone else.... do we even have to mention this?

2)Don't burden him with someone else’s secret
Basically the author means don't tell him something that he is supposed to keep a secret ... Like telling him one your friends is pregnant.
Ok so if you can't tell your partner this kind of news who can you tell. Sharing things like this shouldn't be a burden. Especially if it is good news! share the wealth! if you can't trust your partner with a secret maybe you should be questioning your relationship...

3) "When we're married/have kids..."
Yea.. I am gonna say it again DUH! If this is a new relationship...
but if its been a few too many years later and the ball isn't rolling along.. skip the future talk and start the "shit or get off the pot" talk...

4) "I hate your mom" or any other pet relative etc no shit!!! like he is gonna pick you over the people who gave him life... DUH

there where more but most of them obvious.... thanks to articles like this I envision a million women censoring everything that they say to their partners- While I am not gonna go on announcing my bodily functions to people I would certainly rather do that then not be able to be myself around someone I love...

here is the link to the origial article: YAHOO!

2009 in review...

Looking back on this year I am surprised I survived... It had some very high highs and very low lows...
I got out of an 8 year relationship, did some thinking, did some dating,and started a new awesome relationship.
I got a tattoo and a new piercing and learned to ride a bike. rode said bike 60+ miles one day...
Although I am a cubs fan I had 2 new cubs experiences this year: a roof top game and a Cubs sox game!
I also had another first... a broken bone.. I fell off said bike :/ and had another first, Surgery! Now I have a new metal plate... Womp womp! and learned I can't handle Jameson ( the hard way) cant forget the 3 total ER visits :/

But the good outweighs the bad
I have danced more than ever this year!had an amazing birthday!Went to the No Doubt concert, Rock the Bells and Lollapalooza.... I also went to San Fran!!!! made new friends and reconnected with old ones... realized this year that EVERYTHING happens for a reason... There are still a few days left but so far I feel like I am winning!

Resolutions

SO There is a solid 16 days left of 2009... here are a few resolutions I'd like to throw out there for 2010...

1) clean and organize my room (even if i have to pay someone else to do it)
2) graduate from college....
3) cook more (eating in restaurants is expensive)
4) pay down my debt!
5) continue biking
6) start jogging again
7) get my passport
8) use my passport
:) thats it for now.. please help keep me on track friends!